Wednesday, May 23, 2012

In Belarus, found a new species of primates

Scientists around the world are not aware that the Belarusian urban jungle inhabited by distinct and previously unseen species of primates. The appearance of these mammals on the streets of Belarusian cities are increasingly afraid of the people. Cases of frequent attacks on passers-by in the last week.
While it is difficult to say what caused this activity of these animals, but have noticed that there is a direct link between the raids and their rate of Belarusian ruble, as well as a variety of goods in the Belarusian stores. Particularly acute irritant to animals are passers-by, which behave very peacefully and positively. The logic of such a reaction, it is difficult to explain, since the species is poorly understood, and to date there are few data that characterize his.
So, there is different kind of Belarusian apes from his brethren in the more southern latitudes? . These characteristics allow the primacy of the Belarusian people in the crowd of masked. Normally, Belarusian primates also live in herds. Each herd has its leader - is the strongest individual, but in contrast to the southern view of the primacy of the Belarusian brothers is more sedentary, rarely getting out into the city from its usual habitat.
















If you still selected, then masked by two methods: puts on a clumsy tracksuits and gaudy shirts (thus masquerading as usual ...






In spite of this disguise, they can still recognize. In the first case of its radio shows ( the proximity of the life of the people affected their advancement in communication ), the second banal immaturity when chevrons instead of ... However, in fact, and in both cases, these individuals can be identified by their forced contact with people. It was then shown their mental ability.

Failure to communicate with people can often translate into aggression by an elementary failure to understand simple words of the Russian and Belarusian languages. While they are able to perceive individual words and colors, but more complex constructs they are not perceived, and it is often poured into inexplicable aggression.